Майя Рудольф Connie LaCienega (voice), Dante's Dick (voice), Traci (voice), Grace (voice), Bonnie LaCienega (voice)
Ник Кролл Maury Beverley (voice), Rick (voice), Adolf Hitler (voice), Todd (voice), Anthony Pinata (voice), Spaghetti Man (voice), Ethan (voice), Priest (voice), Cocky Balls-Boa (voice), Moneyballs (voice)
Joe Wengert Joe (voice), Young Blonde's Husband (voice), Mr. Questions (voice), Daycare Teacher (voice), Doctor (voice), Blonde Zombie #2 (voice)
